2# i buy you dinner, will you be the dessert 3# there space in your mouth for another tongue? Dirty pickup lines that hit like a fantasy you secretly want 96 You look like you need someone who knows when to go slow… and when to pin you to the wall It’s got me planning scenes i should not be thinking in public I don’t want to talk about your day — i want to make you forget it ever.
These raunchy, inappropriate, dirty pick up lines probably won’t make anyone fall madly in love with you — but they will definitely earn you a laugh Anyone with a good sense of humor will appreciate them You can break them out whenever there is a lull in conversation with your friends or whenever you want to break the ice with someone new. From bold and daring to cute and sweet, these lines will help you spark unforgettable conversations! “if we were squirrels, would you help me bust a nut?” that shirt’s very becoming on you If i were on you, i’d be coming too. if you were a baseball and i were a bat, would you let me hit that?
One of the best things about pickup lines is how timeless they are — and by that i mean, you can never go wrong with them Whether you’re two weeks into a situationship or three years deep in your relationship, pickup lines keep things spicy and exciting, especially if they’re freaky.
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